How I Choose Who To Have Sex With
me: Are you single?
me: Will you pull my hair and smack my ass?
me: Are you funny?
them: Knock knock.
me. Shut up. Do you know how to properly use your and you’re as well as their, there, and they’re?
me: I don’t believe you. Write it down.
them: ***scribbles*** “You’re picky about your grammar.” ”They’re at their cousin’s house over there. “
me. Get naked.
Accurate. I’m hard to get.